Don’t Give a Fig! — Sassy Purple Fig Funny Die-Cut Sticker | Fruits of Amalthea

Don’t Give a Fig! — Sassy Purple Fig Funny Die-Cut Sticker | Fruits of Amalthea

White / Die-Cut / 2" × 2"
$5.29
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Don’t Give a Fig! — Sassy Purple Fig Funny Die-Cut Sticker | Fruits of Amalthea
  • Don’t Give a Fig! — Sassy Purple Fig Funny Die-Cut Sticker | Fruits of Amalthea
  • Don’t Give a Fig! — Sassy Purple Fig Funny Die-Cut Sticker | Fruits of Amalthea
  • Don’t Give a Fig! — Sassy Purple Fig Funny Die-Cut Sticker | Fruits of Amalthea
  • Don’t Give a Fig! — Sassy Purple Fig Funny Die-Cut Sticker | Fruits of Amalthea
  • Don’t Give a Fig! — Sassy Purple Fig Funny Die-Cut Sticker | Fruits of Amalthea
  • Don’t Give a Fig! — Sassy Purple Fig Funny Die-Cut Sticker | Fruits of Amalthea
  • Don’t Give a Fig! — Sassy Purple Fig Funny Die-Cut Sticker | Fruits of Amalthea
  • Don’t Give a Fig! — Sassy Purple Fig Funny Die-Cut Sticker | Fruits of Amalthea
  • Don’t Give a Fig! — Sassy Purple Fig Funny Die-Cut Sticker | Fruits of Amalthea
  • Don’t Give a Fig! — Sassy Purple Fig Funny Die-Cut Sticker | Fruits of Amalthea
Don’t Give a Fig! — Sassy Purple Fig Funny Die-Cut Sticker | Fruits of Amalthea

Don’t Give a Fig! — Sassy Purple Fig Funny Die-Cut Sticker | Fruits of Amalthea

$5.29
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Zero figs given. Zero regrets. 💜😂

Meet the Don’t Give a Fig — a gloriously unbothered purple fig character, laughing so hard he can barely stand up, arms and legs flailing in full comic-book style, absolutely losing it at the absurdity of it all. He doesn’t give a fig. He never did. And he’s having the time of his life.

This is the sticker for the person who has officially stopped caring what anyone thinks. Stick it on your laptop as a personal manifesto. Gift it to the friend who just quit the job they hated. Put it on your water bottle as a daily reminder that some things simply do not deserve your energy. It’s family-friendly, workplace-safe, and somehow even funnier than the phrase it’s replacing. 😏

Part of the Fruits of Amalthea collection — a playful, original sticker series designed and curated by Julia Iliadis, exclusively for bookstories.shop. Each character in this collection is a fruit with feelings, opinions, and a whole lot of personality. Because why should humans have all the fun?

🌿 Who was Amalthea? In Greek mythology, Amalthea was the divine nymph who raised Zeus himself — hiding him in the sacred Idaean Cave on Mount Psiloritis in Crete, feeding him milk and honey, and protecting him from his father Cronus. Her horn became the legendary Cornucopia — the Horn of Plenty — the eternal symbol of abundance, joy, and all good things overflowing. These stickers carry that same spirit: small, joyful, and overflowing with personality.

🎨 Use them to say it without saying it:
Make a statement. Celebrate your unbothered era. Gift it to someone who just leveled up their self-respect. Express your philosophy, your freedom, or your very specific brand of zero-tolerance humor — one sticker at a time.

✦ 💜 Fruits of Amalthea Collection — original designs by Julia Iliadis
✦ 🖼️ Exclusive to bookstories.shop
✦ ✂️ Die-cut to shape — no boring rectangles here
✦ 💧 Water-resistant vinyl — indoor & outdoor use
✦ ☀️ UV protective laminate — 5+ years outdoor durability
✦ ✨ Matte finish — sleek, non-glare, looks great on everything
✦ 📌 Easy-peel backing — stick it and mean it
✦ 📏 Available in 3 sizes: 2”×2” | 3”×3” | 4”×4”

Perfect for laptops, water bottles, journals, phone cases, and anyone who has officially entered their unbothered era. 🚀

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